Who is “The Girl With the List?”

Hi there! I’m Abigail, but the internet knows me as Zoomie (aka “The Girl With the List”). I’m a childfree reproductive rights advocate who spends her free time curing the internet’s baby fever. My TikTok video series, also known as “The List,” reminds women to take their birth control and to get informed before having (or not having) kids. I have over 850,000 followers on TikTok who rely on me for their daily dose of free birth control.

“TikTok's 'girl with the list' inspires more honest conversations about the pitfalls of pregnancy.”

- NBC news

What can you expect from Substack?

Free Subscribers:

Here on Substack you have access to the full, written out List of Reasons Not To have Kids. I’ll be updating it regularly, so you’ll always have the most up-to-date version. I’ll also be writing about more of my own personal interests including pop culture, art, internet trends, and my life as a childfree woman.

Paid Subscribers:

Paid subscribers will have access to my more in-depth analyses for each “Reason Not To Have Kids.” These will include a more intensive breakdown of some of the videos I post on TikTok, in case you find yourself in need of a stronger baby fever cure. You’ll also have access to an exclusive Chat feature where we can build community, make friends, and hear about exclusive drops before they come out.

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