Kids Ruin Everything

what I've learned from watching moms on the internet

Nov 9 • 

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September 2025

Everything That Happened in the World of Birth Control Last Month

Happy September fellow cat ladies!

Sep 16 • 

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August 2025

Pill Pop Culture

Everything that happened this week in the world of birth control (July 26-August 9)

Aug 9 • 

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July 2025

The Weekly Dose

Everything that happened this week in the world of birth control (July 20-26)

Jul 25 • 

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May 2025

“The Ultimate Nude”

Lorde’s new album cover features her IUD

May 6 • 

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January 2025

October 2024

September 2024

Reason #257 Not To Have Kids: A Deep Dive

Pregnant... with CANCER?

Sep 3, 2024 • 

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July 2024

Ballerinas and Homemade Bubble Gum and Egg Aprons... Oh My!

an Ex-Mormon in a world of famous Mormon wives

Jul 30, 2024 • 

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Reason #250 Not To Have Kids: A Deep Dive

The Longest Labor

Jul 26, 2024 • 

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Who Runs the World? Miserable, Childless, Cat Ladies (Apparently)

My message to JD Vance: STFU.

Jul 26, 2024 • 

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Curing The Internet's Baby Fever

How I became "The Girl With The List"

Jul 25, 2024 • 

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